1. MACCER ONCE LOST THE CHIMPS FOR FIVE MONTHS IN AMERICA?
False - They were on a break.

2. THE DAY MACCER SIGNED WITH PABSY HE DID 32 E'S.
False - He only did 19.

3. MACCER WAS ONCE IN A FIGHT WITH RAPPER MADD DOGG AFTER MACCER LENT HIM A USED HANDKERCHIEF.
False - Maccer and Madd Dogg are good friends and regularly holiday together.

4. MACCER IS BANNED FROM AUSTRALIA.
True - But Maccer would like to point out, he doesn't want to go to Australia, and doesn't like Australians.

5. MACCER CLEANED UP HIS ACT, USING THE EPSILON TRACT.
True - Read Maccer's personal statement here!

6. MACCER WAS AN HONORARY MEMBER OF A LOS SANTOS STREET GANG AND DEALT DRUGS FOR THEM.
False - Maccer has never dealt drugs in his life. Just taken them.

7. MACCER HAS BEEN ADDICTED, AT VARIOUS POINTS, TO ECSTASY, COCAINE, PAINKILLERS, SMACK, ALCOHOL, GAMBLING, STRIP CLUBS, SELF-PLEASURING, EXERCISE, AND RETAIL THERAPY.
False - Maccer has never knowingly done a day's excercise in his life.

8. MACCER WAS THE ORIGINATOR OF THE MADCHESTER SOUND.
TRUE.