"Manchester is in the house"

"Salford is coming to take over the world!"

"Anyone got any B?"

"I know many ways to relax, but only one that it is guaranteed to work every time."

"The good doctor has revived the patient!"

"Pabsy! I'm a raspberry"

"I'm going to do what I want / Trousers up or trousers down / Get out my face, you stupid C*nt / I ain't a performing clown"

Exclusive audio clip: Maccer live at the press conference announcing The Gurning Chimps North American tour 1992. Listen now.

NEW LYRICS:

"Since I found The Tract / I've gone learnt the world is 157 years old - FACT! / Kifflom is here, drugs are weak / Maccer is back and now I'm meek"