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| SEE HOW DARIUS FONTAINE™ HAS SAVED LIVES! “I was terrified of drugs. Thanks to DARIUS FONTAINE™, I have become hooked on several illegal drugs and no longer fear them at all.” “I had Peladophobia, the fear of bald people. I mean, how can you take anyone seriously that has a helicopter landing pad on their head? Darius combined his unique therapy with chemotherapy. I've faced my fear.” “I was experiencing Hobophobia. Darius cured me by taking all my money and putting me out on the street. Now I'm no longer scared of bums and beggars. Hey, can I have a quarter?” “For years I was petrified of nudity. Darius convinced me that most of America hates their bodies. Now I'm a very happy stripper.” “I never could handle flying, but needed to fly to Liberty City to see my son. Darius took me on a road trip, and after seeing middle America, I'd rather die in a plane accident than see another sign for Pecan Logs at a truck stop.” “My father would come home drunk and beat me, my mom, and the retired couple next door. When I had kids, I was afraid I would do the same. Darius was a lifesaver. I never even think of hitting my kids now, especially since I sent them on a foreign exchange program to Vietnam where they work at the Eris shoe factory.” |