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				|  Zaibatsu Corporation, The world's Last Major Privately
 Owned Corporation,Has a World
 Wide Reputation For Manufacturing
 The Greatest Pharmaceuticals,but
 due to our Lobyists who got major
 changes passed in the laws reguarding
 leisure narcotics. So next time your
 down in the domps and a little pill
 puts a great big smile back on your
 face, or a little sniff makes you chuckle
 your heart out, say THANK YOU ZAIBATSU!
 
 
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 These Are Dangerous Times- Let's Make Everyone Laugh Again!
 
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