1.  The Zaibatsu Corporation put addictive and harmful additives into everything you eat and drink.

2.  The Zaibatsu Corporation encourage crime and dis-order to increase their own profit making potential.

3.  The Zaibatsu Corporation encourage illegal genetic modification which completely transgress The Cornbread Laws.

4.  Excessive Consumption of any Zaibatsu Product or readily available moonshine further your lust and further weaken the genetic make up of mankind.

5.  Street level drug consumption is evidence of a weaker humanity - you are the future. They are the past.

6.  People will call you names. "Clone" "Mutant" "Machine" "Duplicated Dickheads" "Test Tube Terrors" "Motherless Machines" and countless pathetic insults besides, some of which might be quite funny and very hurtful. This is the weak's way of attempting to hurt you, the strong, the identical.

7.  If God had known how to make perfection, he would have done.

8.  Immune systems are the weak's malicious ploys to destroy you. The strong.