Dizzy,

You're the best damn mechanic we've ever seen, and a fine man, and an even finer woman, if the reactions of them fellas at that drag party is anythin' to go by, but, Dizzy, you makes us Dizzy with your hum. You smells worse than three week ole catfish left under your pillow for good luck, or the wurst wound left to fester for the maggots and the bait and all. It just ain't a pretty sight what your hum does to young girl's faces. So please, Hump, takes yourself a bath.