Past Offences :
Piracy
Illegal Opium trading
Lighting firecrackers on a Tuesday
Witchcraft
Stealing fire from the Gods
Torture
Looting
Responsible for the fall of the Tang dynasty
Carrying an illegal shoGun (ha - ha)!
Extortion
Fencing stolen water chestnuts
Inventing bronze
Aiding and abetting (general)

Currently Under investigation for :
Extortion
Robbery
Running an Illegal Bus Pass Ring
Beatings
Whippings
Choppings
Murders
Inserting blasphemous/offensive words in fortune cookies

Known Associates :
None

Notes :
A spectre of crime by golly.